Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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