At least make sure they are 18
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Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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