I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I wish I had a tail.
...why not?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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