I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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