Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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