She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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