How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.