loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.