I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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