She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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