I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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