Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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