i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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