I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Come on in and take your pants off
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