if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
how does that bad decision feel?
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