U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
