So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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