So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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