dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
