I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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