I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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