So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
