why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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