doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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