You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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