i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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