erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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