what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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