ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my shit smells like andre
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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