my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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