That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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