Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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