do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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