Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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