i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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