gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
MIDGETS
????
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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