she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So. Much. Porn.
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