I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
