kristin has been a bad kristin
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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