Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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