I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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