quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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