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(703): View more from Virginia

someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...

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(703): View more from Virginia

Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?

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(302): View more from Delaware

He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.

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(503): View more from Oregon

We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake

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(817): View more from Texas

i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up

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