It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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