Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my shit smells like andre
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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