Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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