i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm bleeding and have questions
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
