problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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