I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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