You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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