I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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