I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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