I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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