i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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