the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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