Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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