Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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